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Will Whomever’s Crotch Is Being Grabbed By Cristiano Ronaldo Please Step Forward?
God bless the Spanish media for its commendable coverage of Cristiano Ronaldo getting frisky with a male companion on a yacht in Saint Tropez (what a classy string of words), but could someone please let us know who this mystery man is?
GENTE > @Cristiano Ronaldo y su cariñosa foto con un amigo en un barco da que hablar t.co/CrXHQgAM2E pic.twitter.com/Q7vgtptQ2W
— LGBT News (@LGTBNews) June 4, 2015
In the meantime, we’ll just have to enjoy these five other weird, undeniably hot times Cristiano has popped into our feed:
When he self-wedgied:
When he had his nipples triangulated, for science:
When he got all artsy:
When taught the world’s least accurate anatomy class:
And let’s not forget when he unveiled his well-endowed statue:
Dan Tracer
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