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WATCH: Gay of Thrones is back with S6E1 recap, ‘The Read Woman’
If you’re a big fan of Game of Thrones but you haven’t been catching its recaps by sassy celebrity hairstylist, Jonathan Van Ness, on Funny or Die’s ‘Gay of Thrones,’ gurrrrl, you are definitely missing out.
*spoilers*
In this week’s recap of the first episode of season 6, titled ‘The Red Woman,’ Jonathan and his co-host, Gilli, talk about how’s everyone been doin’ since the cliffhanger at the end of season 5.
So, Jon Snow is still dead — very dead — and making ‘blood angels’ on the snow.
Jonathan gives Cersei Lannister — formerly called ‘blonde Cher’ — a new name, ‘Vintage Mia Farrow,’ for sporting her short hair.
‘She is madder than a wet hen. Because she sees Brother D coming home from Arryn’s, no groceries, no dry cleaning, and dead daughter,’ said Jonathan.
‘She looked exactly like how the world felt like when we found out Prince died,’ Gilli added.
In Dorne, Ellaria Sand and her daughters, whom Jonathan calls Kris K, Kim and Khloe, betrayed Doran Martell, the ruling prince, and killed his son.
‘Then Kim and Khloe go to kill their cousin, and Khloe’s like, “I got this.” And in classic Kardashian style, Kim steals the moment,’ said Gilli.
And on to our beloved Mother of Dragons:
‘Poor Christiana, she’s at Coachella weekend 3. Everyone is sup dehydrated. Not a coconut in sight,’ Jonathan describes.
Watch the rest of the hilarity here:
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