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Straight Guys Reveal How Much Gay Sex They’d Have For A Lightsaber
A recent thread titled “Straight men of Reddit, would you have gay sex for a lightsaber?” has received a staggering 500 comments as of this post.
We’d say the rules of the game are simple, but actually they aren’t, proving yet again that straight guys think about gay sex a whole lot:
The way it works is you tell a guy to imagine that he’d get a real life lightsaber if he had gay sex. It could be with any man, dead or alive, celebrity, etc:
* If you top a guy, you get a purple lightsaber
* If you bottom, you get a lightsaber in any color of your choice
* If you try both, you get either a double ended lightsaber or two lightsabers in the color of your choice
* To make it more complicated:
* If you give a guy a handjob, you get a stun baton
* If you experiment with gay BDSM, you get a lightsaber whip
* If you suck a guy’s dick, you get a blaster
* If you get your dick sucked, you just get a really good blowjob
* If you get fisted, you get a thermal detonator (Don’t waste it!)
* If you fist a guy, you get an adhesive grenade, because stickiness…
* Every time you use a condom, you get a deflector shield, because stay safe, guys!
* Intercrural sex (between the thighs) gets you a vibrosword
OK, even we didn’t know the term “intercrural sex.”
Here are some of our favorite responses:
No way! I’m not falling for that again. It has become very clear that light sabers do not really exist.
I have no shame, I’d proudly flaunt that double-ended lightsaber as I limped down the street the next day.
I’d probably slam a guy in the ass for a purple light saber. And that guy would be Leonardo DiCaprio.
Absolutely yes. I’m sure my wife would understand.
That’s a stupid question…Of course I would.
Nope. What would I do with it? Besides, I live in California. They’d find a way to ban my having it real quick.
Fuck yeah I’m gonna get on that gay bdsm. A fucking lightsaber whip? That’s awesome!
Dude, I’m not gay since I’m pretty sure I still like the ladies, but I would fuck a guy for free. Nothing wrong with a bit of schlong on the side. Gimme the kenobi sauce, baby.
So by my calculations I’ll be owed two lightsabers and two deflector shields when this is all over. I’m okay with this deal.
I’m straight and already done BDSM with a Gay male. Sorry I don’t like lightsabers, I don’t swing that way.
Dan Tracer
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