Jimmy Kimmel Again Tricks NY Fashion Week Groupies Into Raving About Non-Existent Designers: VIDEO

Jimmy Kimmel Again Tricks NY Fashion Week Groupies Into Raving About Non-Existent Designers: VIDEO

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On another New York Fashion Week edition of “Lie Witness News,” Jimmy Kimmel interviews groupies from around the world about non-existent designers like Chandler Bing, Betsey Ross, Bartles & Jaymes, Teddy Ruxpin, Antonin Scalia, and Phil Robertson – as well as their thoughts on the latest fashion trend: the “headless dress.”

Said one fashionista after trying on this new look, “It feels a little bit like I’m suffocating”

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP

And if you missed last year’s hilarious video, check it out HERE

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Kyler Geoffroy

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5 Things You Should Never Ask A Lesbian Mom

5 Things You Should Never Ask A Lesbian Mom
By Shannon Ralph | The Next Family

Recently, my family and I found ourselves in a rather uncomfortable situation. We had stopped into a hair salon—Great Clips or Costcutters or one of those quickie-no-appointment-necessary places—to get haircuts for our boys. The hairdresser who ushered Nicholas to a waiting chair had extraordinarily big hair and an even bigger voice. In the process of cutting my son’s hair, she mentioned something about his dad—a little presumptuous since he was there with two women and we live in Minneapolis, not Mississippi. When Nicholas proceeded to tell the brassy hairdresser that he had two moms, she took it upon herself to ask no shortage of (again, extraordinarily loud) questions about our family dynamics.

Now, I have no problem with curious people. I understand that some people may not have lesbian or gay families in their circle of friends. And I am more than happy to educate people. However, there are certain questions that cross the line from curiosity to simple rudeness. Here are the questions I could happily go my entire life without ever hearing again:

1. Who’s the real mom? This is probably the #1 most offensive question you can ask a lesbian parent. We are both, in no uncertain terms, the real mom. We were both present at their births. We have both changed poopy diapers. We have both cleaned up puke. We have both awoken in the middle of the night to soothe a feverish kid. We have both struggled through “new” math and parent/teacher conferences and 1st grade Readathons. We have both lost hours upon hours of sleep worrying about our shy daughter or our passive son. We have both had the hard talks and made the difficult decisions. We have both sacrificed for our children. In every way imaginable, we are both the real mom. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were not belittling my family with your insensitive question. I am going to assume that you instead meant to ask…

2. Which one of you is the biological mom? A less offensive question, but still a no-no. In my family, it is fairly obvious who gave birth to whom as my oldest son is a dead ringer for my wife and I will still occasionally wax poetic about the torturous hell that was my twin pregnancy. In other families, it may not be so obvious. But here’s the thing…it’s doesn’t matter a single iota. We do not focus on biology in my family. Biology means little to nothing. I am my oldest son’s mom just as absolutely and just as unquestionably as I am the mother of my twins. They each know who gave birth to them, but it truly doesn’t matter. It is a non-issue in our family. And because it is a non-issue in our family, it is a question we may or may not choose to answer. Really, it is none of your business.

3. Who is the dad? You would never ask a pregnant straight woman who the dad is. You would never ask an adoptive parent who the dad is. And you should never—ever—ask a lesbian couple who the dad is. “Dad” is not a biological term. It is a title that is earned in the same way that “mama” or “grandpa” or “nana” is earned. My children do not have a dad. They simply do not have one. And that is okay. They have a mom and mama who love them dearly and provide for all their needs. Somewhere out there, there is a sperm donor, but he is not a dad. He has not endured the sleep deprivation or trudged through the piles of shit. He has not stared blurry-eyes and confused at 5th grade math homework. He has not questioned his own sanity while drenched in apple juice and snot. He has not earned the title of dad. He doesn’t get to be the dad. He is a donor and nothing more.

4. Do you think your kids are missing out by not having a dad? Obviously, we do not think so, but the question implies that you do. This is a rude question. It implies inferiority. It assumes that my wife and I cannot provide for the needs of our children. It shoots straight to the heart of who we are and what our family means. Two women are perfectly capable of parenting a child without a dad in the picture. I assume you are concerned about who will teach our sons about masculine things like football and NASCAR and…umm….football. In my family, my daughter is the only one interested in any way in athletics. But were our sons to become interested in football, I guarantee you that I would learn every single thing I could about the sport and I would be his biggest cheerleader. Kids simply need people who love them and support them. I can safely assure you that my children are surrounded by numerous people—male and female—who adore them and will have their backs throughout their lives. They are not “missing out” on anything.

5. Are you worried your child will be bullied because you are gay? Yes. Simply put, yes, I am worried. Bullying is out of control these days. Kids are bullied because their parents are gay or because they are gay themselves. Kids are bullied because they are black. Or Asian. Or because their parents are disabled. Or poor. So what should we do? Not have children? Would you ask the same of black parents? Low-income parents? Disabled parents? Who would that leave? Who is “worthy” to parent the children of this world? Wouldn’t it be easier to simply focus our efforts on combatting bullying? Rather than shaming gay people about having children—as this seemingly innocuous question does—shouldn’t we be striving to make this a safer world for all our children? I think so. And I am pretty sure my three happy, intelligent, well-adjusted children would agree.

More on The Next Family:

To The Homophobic Parents That Threw Their Son Out

Gay Parents in the Media

Congratulations, You’re Having a Lesbian

Shannon Ralph is a writer for The Next Family and lives in Minnesota with her wife and three kids.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/14/questions-lesbian-mom-_n_5812510.html?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices&ir=Gay+Voices

PHOTOS: Myles Leask Is The Teamm8 Mate Of The Month

PHOTOS: Myles Leask Is The Teamm8 Mate Of The Month

M81_1We’ve seen plenty of Teamm8’s Mate of the Months, but none like Myles Leask. This beaut from the U.K. embodies what it takes to be a Teamm8 m8. A personal trainer, he also aspires to become an actor and model and is taking his career stateside for bigger opportunities. We want to send him off with all of the luck in the world. But, let’s be honest, this face and body will be plastered on billboards before you know it.

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For more information, go to The Underwear Expert.

Photo credit: Flash Avenue Studio London

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New Jersey Cop Files Lawsuit Claiming He Was Harassed, Discriminated Against For Being Gay

New Jersey Cop Files Lawsuit Claiming He Was Harassed, Discriminated Against For Being Gay

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A gay police officer from West New York, New Jersey has filed a lawsuit against the city’s police department alleging he suffered harassment, intimidation, and discrimination on the job due to his sexual orientation, 

The Jersey Journal reports:

Officer “Michael [Acosta, pictured left] is the first openly gay member of the department and he has been the victim, due to his sexual orientation, of constant threats and intimidation,” said his attorney, Gerald Resnick. “Such discriminatory attitude on the basis of sexual preferences are not tolerated in New Jersey and especially forbidden by the New Jersey laws against discrimination.”

The suit says, “It has been well known by members of the WNYPD and Antolos that Acosta is gay, lives with a partner” and is “the only openly gay police officer in the WNYPD.”

Among the allegations in the suit is that [Police Director Robert] Antolos showed Acosta “his tattoos (one of which is a skull with two lightning bolts) and his lightning bolt key chain in an attempt to intimidate Acosta. It says Antolos stated that the “police department will no longer be run by one patrolman,” while “staring at plaintiff in an effeminate manner.”

Acosta also claims he was not provided with overtime shifts available to other officers and that he was singled out for “baseless” internal affairs charges against him. 

Antolos and his police department must respond to the lawsuit by September 18. 


Kyler Geoffroy

www.towleroad.com/2014/09/new-jersey-cop-files-lawsuit-claiming-he-was-harassed-discriminated-against-for-being-gay.html

Shape Up: Maintain Control In The Kitchen

Shape Up: Maintain Control In The Kitchen

FRANKOne of the most common questions I get from my clients is “What’s the best pre-workout power or recovery shake?” There are tons of them on the market that are all, nutritionally speaking, very good. Just walk into any health store and you will see that the shelves are lined with them. But, the problem is they are usually expensive, and nasty. And the concoctions that they blend up at the gym are often high in calories, carbs and fat. You might as well have some fries to go with that shake.

My solution? Blend it yourself! It’s quick, it’s easy and you can control the nutritional content and, more importantly, the flavor.

First, take a handful of clean spinach and a handful of clean kale and throw it in your blender. Remember when kale was a garnish? Not anymore! Dark leafy greens are packed with nutrients like iron, calcium, and magnesium as well as vitamins K, C, E and B. Good stuff, so get your greens on!

Then add one tablespoon of non-fat vanilla flavored Greek yogurt. Greek yogurt is so much better for you than regular yogurt as it contains half the sugar, less sodium and twice the protein. Greek yogurt also contains probiotics which promote healthy digestion and a happy and healthy gut. And who doesn’t want that?

Next, toss in one handful of clean blueberries and four to six large ripe strawberries. You can choose other types of fruit if you want – bananas, peaches, pineapple, kiwi – but I always opt for berries as they are loaded with hearth healthy and cancer fighting antioxidants.

Group-Shot1-360x2211To get the protein that you will need to get you through your workout, add two scoops of a whey protein powder. I personally use Optimum Nutrition Platinum Hydro Whey. It’s cleaner than others I’ve tried, tastes better and mixes well with water if you need a quick shake on the go.

After I throw all of these ingredients into the blender, I fill it up with coconut water. Let’s talk about coconut water. There are a lot of people who think it’s a fad and a marketing ploy, yada yada yada. I add it to my smoothies because it’s low in calories, fat and cholesterol free, loaded with potassium and, well, it just tastes a heck of a lot better in a protein shake than straight up water.

Blend it all to perfection and enjoy! And then go get your workout on, champ. But make sure you don’t have any spinach in your teeth before you do. Quelle horreur!

The Phoenix Effecta metabolic bootcamp that gets you in shape fast, is offered exclusively at Mansion Fitness, 7914 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood.

Jeremy Kinser

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