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Nobody's perfect
Julie Bracken posted a photo:
Kelayla: Oh no you don’t! Julie, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.
Julie: Why not?
Kelayla: Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.
Julie: Doesn’t matter.
Kelayla: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Julie: I don’t care.
Kelayla: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player.
Julie: I forgive you.
Kelayla: [tragically] I can never have children!
Julie: We can adopt some.
Kelayla: But you don’t understand, Julie! Ohh…
[Kelayla finally gives up and pulls off her wig]
Kelayla: [normal voice] I’m a man!
Julie: [shrugs] Well, nobody’s perfect! So am I.
~extract adapted from ‘Some like it hot’ 1959
Photo, makeup and styling by the talented Kelayla of www.transvista.co.uk/
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11 Nov 16
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