Anthony Morris III, a member of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses, recently gave a sermon against tight pants.

God hates them, and by the way, they’re designed by homosexuals.

Morris first warns the women:

“Some of our sisters – what it is are these spanx – these skin tight stuff they wear – when they exercise – they leave their home and they’re jogging in this stuff. Look at the verse. Is that appropriate to wear skin tight spanx or whatever they call it? It’s not modest and it’s certainly not sound of mind. It’s really not appropriate. There’s really nothing else to say about it. Now you want to be in your home or your room and wear that stuff that’s your business. But don’t go out like that and say you worship the true God.”

And then he warns the men:

“And the other one that needs addressing is for these young fellas, cause the older ones aren’t doing much of it thankfully, is the metrosexual look we’ve addressed that in the past. What’s happened now is that it’s really caught on more – the tight suit jacket and the tight pants. Better known as tight pants. They are tight all the way down to the ankles. It’s not appropriate. It’s not sound of mind.”

And then (leaving his congregation in stitches) he goes after the gays:

“The homosexuals that are designing these clothes – they’d like you in tight pants.”

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP…