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For A Bit Of Cash, You Get To Punch Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli In The Face
The punchability of Martin Shkreli’s’ face can’t be denied, and that’s a fact the businessman is now hoping to capitalize on in order to help a family in need.
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The Turing Pharmaceuticals founder, decreed “America’s most hated man,” earned humanity’s wrath by jacking up the price of AIDS medication Daraprim to $750 per pill.
I will auction one slap/punch in the face to benefit my friend Mike who passed away & leaves behind a young son who survived cancer. DM bids
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 26, 2016
Shkreli announced the raffle on Twitter in the hopes of raising money for the family of friend Mike Kulich, who passed away recently.
All you have to do is send him a DM in order to make your bid, and he’ll “match donation to a certain point,” he says.
“You may video the slap/punch,” he further elucidates. “Mike architected my publicity stunts & I bet he is watching, smiling.”
While there’s bound to be hundreds of people lining up to participate, you’ll have to be rather loaded to take advantage of this special offer.
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Currently, the two highest bids are $78,000 and $25,000 and he’s a bit disappointed:
Donate now and a winning slapper/puncher will be selected. Not seeing much donation relative to media exposure.t.co/29bdZWJmkP
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 28, 2016
Here’s a taste of how Twitter’s reacting:
@MartinShkreli if i win can i slap your ass?
— Vey (@VeyGraphics) September 28, 2016
@dfreamon @MartinShkreli @asherahresearch no gloves, no paying the puncher off behind scenes, I want contusions, broken bones, etc
— PaulyWalnuts ? (@paulywhitewalls) September 28, 2016
@MartinShkreli if i win can i slap your ass?
— Vey (@VeyGraphics) September 28, 2016
@AWildBlueCard @darkunirage @MartinShkreli He should have done this for the 4 yo who was nearly mauled!
— Michael_Rose (@Michael_Rose) September 28, 2016
@DRobertsIMG @SizzleChest33 @MartinShkreli make it $8.69 and you’ve probably got yourself a deal.
— duchovny! (@DAlgonquin) September 26, 2016
@DAlgonquin @SizzleChest33 @MartinShkreli nice.
I’ll go up to $11.47, or $13.89 in KFC gift cards
— Daniel Roberts (@DRobertsIMG) September 26, 2016
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