Let’s be honest. We could post a video of Channing Tatum reading a phone book, in Latin, and it would get lots of attention.

The dude is sexy personified. And smart too. The Magic Mike star doesn’t hide that much of his adulation comes from gay men. Which makes him sexier, and even more marketable (the fundies hate that!).

He’s made the cover of Vanity Fair’s upcoming August issue. As a teaser to the article, the magazine has 30-seconds of him giving a number of dance moves a go.

The actor shows off his funky chicken, pony, and robot moves. However, when Tatum starts voguing the world stops. There is nothing more perfect in human history.

Don’t take our word for it. Check out the above video.