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PHOTOS: 18 Times Jesus Was The Savior Of Sexiness
In honor of Easter Sunday, let’s celebrate the most famous carpenter in history by remembering all the times he gave the world wood. From artwork to film portrayals and all the in-between, here are 18 times Jesus Christ was the savior of sexiness.
That time he hulked off of that cross and beat the crap out of Pontius Pilate with his bare hands
That time he wore his heart on his pecs
That time he was a pin-up (though “nail-up” is perhaps more appropriate)
That time he was Tim Tebow
That time he dated Madonna
That time he got all tatted up
That time he was a work of classic Renaissance art
That time he was this guy
And this guy
And especially this guy
That time he was Christian Bale
That time he was killed by Bill O’Reilly and the National Geographic Channel
That time he was JCVD
That time he was Photoshopped onto Captain America’s body
That time he was a model
That other time he was a model
That time he was hotter than Jim Caviezel
That time he scandalized the church
And just because, more of this guy
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Goddamn
Les Fabian Brathwaite
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