Funny lady Ellen DeGeneres took pause yesterday to address an anti-gay pastor who has accused her of pushing a gay agenda on the world. The pastor in question is Larry Tomczak, who previously claimed that gays and lesbians were being punished by God by being made effeminate and mannish. Tomczak this time time has written an article in The Christian Post where he blasts Ellen saying, “Ellen Degeneres celebrates her lesbianism and ‘marriage’ in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls,” as Raw Story reports. Ellen couldn’t let such nonsense stand: 

“Larry I don’t even know what it means to celebrate my lesbianism,” DeGeneres responded.

“Well,” she said, then shot streamers out of a party favor she produced from her jacket pocket. “I guess it’s that.”

“Larry,” she said, “The only way I’m trying to influence people is to be more kind and compassionate with one another. That is the message I’m sending out. I don’t have an agenda. I’m not here to brainwash anybody.”

Watch the video of Ellen’s hilarious and spot-on response, AFTER THE JUMP…