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Odell Beckham Jr.’s handful, Matteo Lane’s white briefs, & Neil Patrick Harris’ new ‘stache

Odell Beckham Jr.’s handful, Matteo Lane’s white briefs, & Neil Patrick Harris’ new ‘stache

This week Andy Dick was punched unconscious by a patron at his show, a drunk Taylor Swift jammed to her own song at a bar, and Aaron Schock allegedly discussed his anti-gay past in a leaked private chat. Here’s what happened on Instagram:

Odell Beckham Jr. grabbed himself.

Brian Jordan Alvarez had a dance break.

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Fuego by Eleni Foureira

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Davey Wavey took a selfie.

Eliad Cohen ordered fruit.

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? Anyone?

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Nyle DiMarco returned to the Motherland.

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last day in my ancestors’ home country, Italy

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Matt Lister shared a close up.

Franco Noriega shaved his face.

Jacob Elordi posed in his Calvins.

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@calvinklein #IRL #mycalvins

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Daniel Franzese sexualized himself.

Jimmy Fowlie dubbed himself “the dumpster King of Van Nuys.”

Brian Justin Crum grew a cactus.

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Like my ??

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Chris Salvatore started a puppy pile.

Matteo Lane kicked back.

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????

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Chace Crawford shaved his head.

Matthew Camp shared his goods.

Titanius Maximus showed off.

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Confidence is freedom #PAPI #BBC

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Freddie Pearson wore Moschino.

Shawn Mendes played New Jersey.

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New Jersey night 1 ??

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Terry Miller sat on the gym floor.

Neil Patrick Harris jumped from the boat.

And Drew Taggart wore two chains.

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30 tweets about gays and walking fast that are categorically true

30 tweets about gays and walking fast that are categorically true

It’s a scientific fact that gay people walk faster than straight people.

OK, OK, maybe it’s not a scientific fact, but it’s definitely a #fact.

Earlier this year, a petition was launched in the U.K. asking parliament to consider installing “gay walking lanes” specifically for queer people who, for whatever reason, are always in a hurry.

In June 2019 interview with GQ , psychologist Ian MacRae hypothesized that the correlation between homosexuality and walking fast had to do with a variety of factors all working in tandem.

“The fastest walkers are men, younger people, and people who live in urban areas,” MacRae said. “So already younger men in cities are the fastest walkers–perhaps gays just have an edge on that?”

Honestly, we’re not sure why gay people walk so fast. And when paired with the fact that we’re also always late to everything, the phenomenon becomes even more mysterious.

And now, the tweets…

1.

Person: Hey, can you slow down? You’re walking a little fast for me
Me, gay: I’m sorry, no, I physically cannot

— Just Another Human (@batteryisfixed) August 12, 2019

2.

anxiety being gay
?
walking too fast

— macroaggressive (@thai_brows) April 25, 2019

3.

Gay Pride is being in a boot and still walking twice as fast as other people in the hallway.

— Tom Robson???? (@ThomasMRobson) May 7, 2019

4.

i’m:

?? gay

?? straight

?? bisexual

? Making my way downtown walking fast
faces pass and I’m homebound. pic.twitter.com/VuWCvG1t32

— Tristan Adler (@Tristles) May 25, 2018

5.

When Vanessa Carlton said “Making my way downtown, walking fast” that was gay pandering

— Alex (@hellohubbard) September 25, 2018

6.

Gays walk fast until they practice their internalized homophobia at crosswalks. Move bitch I got brunch.

— Casey Thibodaux (@casey_actually) August 4, 2019

7.

i read on here that gays walk fast for no reason and ever since then i’ve realized how many people i pass when walking to my destinations. straight people walk SO slow omg.

— jalen ? (@itsJalenB) October 18, 2018

8.

Spot the gay people

?????????????????????????
??????????????????????
?????????????????????????????

Can’t find them?

That’s because they all have an unnaturally fast walking pace and left these poor hets in the dust

— Moira Rose’s Wig Collection (@MoiraWig) December 15, 2018

9.

We all know there are three things all gays love: walking fast, iced coffee, and nuclear fission

— Nico Brancolini (@NBrancolini) May 18, 2019

10.

My dad The gays
?
walking fast

— 160315 Yoongi (@pinchethot) October 26, 2018

11.

Gay culture is walking super fast along the edge of the sidewalk because you’re never too out to feel guilty about occupying space!

— Adam Sass (@TheAdamSass) July 20, 2018

12.

gays on their way to class walking fast for no reason pic.twitter.com/OrOvlWR2HL

— noah (@icybuIIet) October 3, 2018

13.

yes I am gay
I drink iced coffee
I walk real fast
and I want to date my twin!

— magical and universal otter of love (@some__fool) August 11, 2019

14.

walking so fast my phone thought I was driving…gay things

— jonathan (@cry_twombly) March 7, 2019

15.

Do gays walk fast? Or do straights walk slow? That is the question. (Definitely the latter).

— Sam Z. (@Samzman926) August 11, 2019

16.

Google Maps: It will take 17 minutes to walk to your destination.

A gay pedestrian: pic.twitter.com/76yfEvTjnQ

— Chris Hanna (@Chris_Hanna) March 27, 2019

17.

Straight people, look behind you, chances are there’s a gay person trying to get past because you’re moving at an extremely glacial pace

— dejan (@heyDejan) March 8, 2019

18.

It used to be cool to be a smart gay who could flay people with insults about theory and rigorous historical knowledge, but now being gay is just like using Instagram and walking fast.

— Brandon (@blgtylr) July 23, 2019

19.

Overheard at a coffee shop: “the gays will live forever because they walk so fast”

— Lisa Humason (@Lisahumason) August 5, 2019

20.

this is why gays be walking so fast all the time pic.twitter.com/eNJ1zRZthl

— ???? (@maindancertae) August 5, 2019

21.

I walk so fast (gay) normally that my Apple Watch doesn’t even recognise I’m walking when walking with slow (straight) walkers ???

— mark the i’m not gay (@markimusbrutus) August 3, 2019

22.

Gays walk fast because they learned to walk to the beat of Womanizer by Britney Spears. pic.twitter.com/jC1k6BRXSA

— Chill (@JozsefBocotan) March 30, 2019

23.

being gay means always walking fast but never going on runs

— Billy Butler (@WilliamWButler) December 27, 2017

24.

making my way downtown walking sonic fast, memes go past, and i’m gay now pic.twitter.com/76HaCbTkWN

— maxie | st3 ?.*? (@gothmcloughlin) February 16, 2016

25.

We all know the thing about gay men walking fast, but are we also all speediest at using cash machines? I demand someone commissions a study.

— James Goss (@gossjam) August 5, 2019

26.

Ay any university wanna throw me an honorary degree in the things I do best??

They are:
-Telling twenty stories to get to one point.
-Walking fast to gay house music.
-Oral
-Staring at stuff in my apartment and imagining being productive.
-Drinking cocktails alone.

— Petty Mayonnaise (@ConstantFail) May 24, 2019

27.

str*ight ppl that move out of the way when they hear fast walking gay ppl are the greatest allies alive

— HitmonVers ? (@MilkmanNick) March 19, 2019

28.

google maps: “12 minute walk”

yoonmo (gay, caffeinated): “8 minute walk” t.co/HRS3jLTox8

— ##masie?~ (@kosmicminjoon) July 31, 2019

29.

gays sit down and instantly put their feet up on something because we’re so tired from all the fast walking

— shauntay (@shauntae_stay) September 16, 2018

30.

gays always brag about walking fast and yet we’re all always 10 minutes late to work

— ? z ninetales ? (@Z_ninetales) July 6, 2019

Related: 30 tweets about gays and iced coffee that are absolutely 100% accurate

www.queerty.com/30-tweets-gays-walking-fast-categorically-true-20190817?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+queerty2+%28Queerty%29

MISC

Aaron Schock’s Beach Bro Says Former Congressman’s ‘Viewpoint Has Grown and Changed Significantly’

Aaron Schock’s Beach Bro Says Former Congressman’s ‘Viewpoint Has Grown and Changed Significantly’

Instagram “influencer” Jeremy Cormier is speaking out after experiencing “bullying and personal hatred on a level that I would not wish on anyone” for posting an Instagram photo with disgraced former Republican Congressman Aaron Schock.

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Beach Bros

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Said Cormier in a new post: “I realize the post I made the other day has gotten a lot of attention and raised questions about what I stand for. I’d like to address that now. Among other things, it has been assumed that my sole goal in life is to be an Instagram ‘influencer’ and while I have never claimed that, if I were to ever try and influence anyone it would be to do something good. So here’s what I have to say: Aaron Schock and I became friends in 2019. I do not now, nor have I ever shared or supported the views he espoused concerning LGBTQ rights while in Congress. Knowing him, is to know someone who’s viewpoint has grown and changed significantly in the last decade. To affect change open communication among those with differing views is essential. The support our community enjoys can only grow when we reach out to those who don’t share our viewpoint.”

Schock has never apologized for his support of a federal amendment to ban same-sex marriage or his support of the military’s ban on openly gay service members. He has denied he is gay when asked by the press.

Cormier is trying to turn the anger over their friendship into a positive thing, so he invited people to donate to charity.

Added Cormier: “In that vein I invite you to join me in donating to the @victoryfund , I have already donated $500. The organization works to elect openly LGBTQ persons to protect our community and advance equality. Since my post was made I have experienced bullying and personal hatred on a level that I would not wish on anyone. That behavior can never be justified even when it’s directed toward those who don’t support us. I encourage everyone to fight against hatred and bullying wherever it exists. To do that, please join me in donating to the @trevorproject , an organization fighting to provide crisis counseling to LGBTQ youth – many of whom have suffered from bullying. Once again, I have already donated $500 and invite others to donate as well.”

“I’m not perfect,” continued Cormier. “I am a normal, flawed individual and have never claimed otherwise. But what I do know is hate is toxic and it perpetuates – it is good for no one. I recognize this is only a small effort but let’s do something good together.”

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I realize the post I made the other day has gotten a lot of attention and raised questions about what I stand for. I’d like to address that now. Among other things, it has been assumed that my sole goal in life is to be an Instagram ‘influencer’ and while I have never claimed that, if I were to ever try and influence anyone it would be to do something good. So here’s what I have to say: Aaron Schock and I became friends in 2019. I do not now, nor have I ever shared or supported the views he espoused concerning LGBTQ rights while in Congress. Knowing him, is to know someone who’s viewpoint has grown and changed significantly in the last decade. To affect change open communication among those with differing views is essential. The support our community enjoys can only grow when we reach out to those who don’t share our viewpoint. In that vein I invite you to join me in donating to the @victoryfund , I have already donated $500. The organization works to elect openly LGBTQ persons to protect our community and advance equality. Since my post was made I have experienced bullying and personal hatred on a level that I would not wish on anyone. That behavior can never be justified even when it’s directed toward those who don’t support us. I encourage everyone to fight against hatred and bullying wherever it exists. To do that, please join me in donating to the @trevorproject , an organization fighting to provide crisis counseling to LGBTQ youth – many of whom have suffered from bullying. Once again, I have already donated $500 and invite others to donate as well. I’m not perfect. I am a normal, flawed individual and have never claimed otherwise. But what I do know is hate is toxic and it perpetuates – it is good for no one. I recognize this is only a small effort but let’s do something good together.

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Schock’s hypocrisy has been talked about much in recent months, after photographs were taken of him with a group of gay men at the Coachella Music festival, he was spotted talking up various men at a West Hollywood pool, he was photographed putting money in a go-go boy’s briefs, and after a nude, sexual video turned up on Twitter.

You may recall that Schock recently escaped corruption charges including filing false tax returns, mail fraud, wire fraud, submitting false reports to the FEC, false statements, and theft of government funds, defrauding the government of more than $100,000.

An FEC filing from Schock in early June raised speculation that he was planning another run for office, but Schock has denied that is happening.

The post Aaron Schock’s Beach Bro Says Former Congressman’s ‘Viewpoint Has Grown and Changed Significantly’ appeared first on Towleroad Gay News.


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