Tortured Trump Thrashes at James Comey in Sunday Tweetstorm

Tortured Trump Thrashes at James Comey in Sunday Tweetstorm

An aggrieved, tortured and manic Donald Trump took to Twitter Sunday morning to air his fury about fired former FBI Director James Comey, whose new book has obviously wedged itself well under the president’s skin.

Tweeted Trump: “Unbelievably, James Comey states that Polls, where Crooked Hillary was leading, were a factor in the handling (stupidly) of the Clinton Email probe. In other words, he was making decisions based on the fact that he thought she was going to win, and he wanted a job. Slimeball!”

Unbelievably, James Comey states that Polls, where Crooked Hillary was leading, were a factor in the handling (stupidly) of the Clinton Email probe. In other words, he was making decisions based on the fact that he thought she was going to win, and he wanted a job. Slimeball!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

Trump then tweeted that Comey should be in prison: “The big questions in Comey’s badly reviewed book aren’t answered like, how come he gave up Classified Information (jail), why did he lie to Congress (jail), why did the DNC refuse to give Server to the FBI (why didn’t they TAKE it), why the phony memos, McCabe’s $700,000 & more?”

The big questions in Comey’s badly reviewed book aren’t answered like, how come he gave up Classified Information (jail), why did he lie to Congress (jail), why did the DNC refuse to give Server to the FBI (why didn’t they TAKE it), why the phony memos, McCabe’s $700,000 & more?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

And more: “Comey throws AG Lynch “under the bus!” Why can’t we all find out what happened on the tarmac in the back of the plane with Wild Bill and Lynch? Was she promised a Supreme Court seat, or AG, in order to lay off Hillary. No golf and grandkids talk (give us all a break)!”

Comey throws AG Lynch “under the bus!” Why can’t we all find out what happened on the tarmac in the back of the plane with Wild Bill and Lynch? Was she promised a Supreme Court seat, or AG, in order to lay off Hillary. No golf and grandkids talk (give us all a break)!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

Then Trump took a brief break to whine about how his bombing of Syria wasn’t praised enough by the press: “The Syrian raid was so perfectly carried out, with such precision, that the only way the Fake News Media could demean was by my use of the term “Mission Accomplished.” I knew they would seize on this but felt it is such a great Military term, it should be brought back. Use often!”

The Syrian raid was so perfectly carried out, with such precision, that the only way the Fake News Media could demean was by my use of the term “Mission Accomplished.” I knew they would seize on this but felt it is such a great Military term, it should be brought back. Use often!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

But then back to Comey: ‘I never asked Comey for Personal Loyalty. I hardly even knew this guy. Just another of his many lies. His “memos” are self serving and FAKE!’

I never asked Comey for Personal Loyalty. I hardly even knew this guy. Just another of his many lies. His “memos” are self serving and FAKE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

And then Trump turned to the FBI raid of his personal lawyer Michael Cohen’s office: “Attorney Client privilege is now a thing of the past. I have many (too many!) lawyers and they are probably wondering when their offices, and even homes, are going to be raided with everything, including their phones and computers, taken. All lawyers are deflated and concerned!”

Attorney Client privilege is now a thing of the past. I have many (too many!) lawyers and they are probably wondering when their offices, and even homes, are going to be raided with everything, including their phones and computers, taken. All lawyers are deflated and concerned!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

But then it was back to Comey: “Slippery James Comey, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the WORST FBI Director in history, by far!”

Slippery James Comey, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the WORST FBI Director in history, by far!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

Finally, a knock at Obama: “Just hit 50% in the Rasmussen Poll, much higher than President Obama at same point. With all of the phony stories and Fake News, it’s hard to believe! Thank you America, we are doing Great Things.”

Just hit 50% in the Rasmussen Poll, much higher than President Obama at same point. With all of the phony stories and Fake News, it’s hard to believe! Thank you America, we are doing Great Things.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018

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Rihanna Lotion-Squirting Parody by Male Bodybuilders Goes Viral: WATCH

Rihanna Lotion-Squirting Parody by Male Bodybuilders Goes Viral: WATCH

Two weeks ago Rihanna introduced a new product to her Fenty Beauty line-up: ‘Body Lava’ body luminizer.

She introduced the product in a video posted to Instagram Stories, in which she squirted a dollop of lotion on to her shoulder, rubbed it in, and then looked at the camera seductively.

A parody video of the promo created by French personal trainer Jeremy Fontanet Cullens went viral this week after he posted it to his Instagram video, from where it found its way to Reddit, and then exploded on Twitter, where it’s approaching 100,000 retweets.

The parody features four muscular men applying the lotion, each using a different set of tools which progressively get more ridiculous (wait for it).

Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/zdTPelV3Je

— Leesha (@xsparkage) April 13, 2018

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Trump Tweets ‘Mission Accomplished!’ After Military Strikes on Syria

Trump Tweets ‘Mission Accomplished!’ After Military Strikes on Syria
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Trump declared “Mission Accomplished!” on Saturday morning on Twitter following a Friday night military strike against targets in Syria in conjunction with France and the United Kingdom in response to chemical attacks that killed more than 40 people.

Tweeted Trump: “A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished!”

A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 14, 2018

Trump added: “So proud of our great Military which will soon be, after the spending of billions of fully approved dollars, the finest that our Country has ever had. There won’t be anything, or anyone, even close!”

So proud of our great Military which will soon be, after the spending of billions of fully approved dollars, the finest that our Country has ever had. There won’t be anything, or anyone, even close!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 14, 2018

The NYT reports:

The assault was twice the size and hit two more targets than a strike that Mr. Trump ordered last year against a Syrian military airfield. Launched from warplanes and naval destroyers, the burst of missiles and bombs struck Syria shortly after 4 a.m. local time on Saturday.

They hit three of Mr. Assad’s chemical weapons facilities: a scientific research center in greater Damascus that was used in the production of weapons, and two chemical weapons facilities west of Homs, one of which was used for the production of the nerve agent sarin and the other was part of a military command post, said Gen. Joseph F. Dunford Jr., the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

NBC News reports:

Russia, one of Assad’s key and uncompromising allies, responded quickly to Friday’s attack shortly after the strikes were reported.

President Vladimir Putin denounced the raids as an “act of aggression against a sovereign state” that will make the humanitarian crisis in Syria worse and called for an emergency meeting of the United Nations’ Security Council. Putin added that the strike had a “destructive influence on the entire system of international relations.”

At Russia’s request, the U.N. said its security council will hold an emergency meeting at 11 a.m. ET on Saturday.

Trump’s cheerleaders on the far right had a meltdown over the attack:

On Fox News, the strike was met with heavy skepticism by several of the show’s primetime hosts. While close presidential ally Sean Hannity praised Trump’s assertiveness, hosts Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham both questioned the decision to strike.

Ingraham sparred with former Trump adviser Sebastian Gorka, saying she’d learned from her support of the Iraq War that intervention can be incredibly costly…

…Ann Coulter spent the evening retweeting criticism of the strike, remarking on Twitter that former Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe might beat Trump in 2020 “if you promised no more ‘stupid wars.’”

As did conspiracy theorist Alex Jones:

His first reaction to Trump’s strike — which came in response to Syrian president Bashar al-Assad’s chemical weapons attack in Douma that left dozens dead and hundreds injured — was anger that the president had betrayed his anti-interventionism:

“What the f**k!” Jones shouted, pounding his fist on the table. “Is there nobody f**king pure in this goddamned f**king world?!”

“You fucking goddamn degenerate f**ks!” Jones said. “I shouldn’t be on air right now.”

And then, while invoking his ex-wife’s custody of their kids, Jones wept.

Alex Jones on Trump launching strikes in Syria… pic.twitter.com/FkPt3xnok4

— Andrew Peng (@TheAPJournalist) April 14, 2018

Trump has accomplished nothing.

THIS is what a Mission Accomplished looks like — when Obama got Bin Laden: pic.twitter.com/e4uu1zk2qq

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) April 14, 2018

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