WATCH: Sexy gay nature lover has hilariously close call with Buffalo
When Seattle veterinarian technician Matthew Schneider wanted to cheer up his lifelong friend Laura this week, he chose a drive through Olympic Game Park in Washington to enjoy the wildlife.
What could possibly go wrong?
Plenty, and hilariously so. As Laura slowly drives in the park and films him, Matthew is suddenly awash in massive tongues and Buffalo fur as the animals reach their heads inside the car for the park-approved slices of bread Matthew feeds them. His squeals of horror and delight have to be seen to be believed.
We’re not exactly sure what a sugar glider is, but we imagine they are in good hands with Matthew, who is single and not opposed to some lightly work-unfriendly images of himself on his very entertaining Instagram page. He sounds like perfect husband material for the man who likes his animal lovers sweet and sexy.
But please don’t try Matthew’s Buffalo antics at home – or at least, not in the wild. “When buffalo are hand raised on a farm they are as tame as cattle,” Matthew instructed us, “but wild buffalo are not to be approached under any circumstances.”
We’ll keep that in mind.
We certainly don’t blame the Buffalo for his interest.
In the meantime, Matthew’s video is giving us life today.
Check out a sampling of this nature lover’s Instagram…
Basically naked and upside down ?? loved seeing the waterfalls at Denny Creek from a different point of view ? #hiking #waterfall #river #outdoors #wanderlust #me #pnw #northwest #latergram #adventure #water #seattle #washington
A photo posted by Matthew (@seriouslytho) on
“I’m a civil-ified part human thank you very much, clothing is a must.” #notreally #jk #me #naked #underwear #model #posing #gay #workout #fitness #tattoo #body #progress #instagood
A photo posted by Matthew (@seriouslytho) on
