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10 Things The KKK Should Do Now That It Has Decided To Diversify
Now that one arm of the vile KKK announced plans to drop the whole homophobic/racist/anti-semitic messaging and welcome gays, blacks and other minorities, it’s time to kick in some marketing suggestions of our own.
Scroll down for 10 things the KKK should do to extend its newly revamped brand…
Sponsor a float in next year’s Gay Pride parade
Application deadline is April 1, 2015.
Launch a support group for displaced immigrant children
Or as Michele Bachmann likes to call them, dark-skinned “invaders.”
Volunteer to register voters in the Castro
The 2016 election will be here before you can say “Keep America American.” (That’s the former Triple K slogan Mitt Romney later recycled for his 2012 campaign.)
Release a sexy “Men of the KKK” calendar
We’ve seen calendars featuring sexy priests, sexy Jewish pinups, and sexy redheads. Now how about one showcasing sexy klansmen in varying degrees of undress? Presumably, the new Klan would feature a diverse range of sexy guys of color.
Accompany Madonna on a humanitarian trip to Malawi
And pose for lots of inspiring photos with African children before breaking ground on a new English language school for orphan girls.
Pose for the NOH8 campaign
Because everyone knows that’s what you do when you want to prove you’re not a bigot anymore.
Donate to Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation
Just don’t ask her where the money goes. She couldn’t tell ya.
Take the “It Gets Better” pledge
And spread a message of hope.
Apologize for the decades of horrific crimes the members of your organization have committed against humanity
And then…
Eat shit
🙂
Graham Gremore
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